s Map of the Melodramatique

"It’s obvious isn’t it? We’re a death metal band!"

Dom Howard explaining the Supremacy video (x)

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

yourvagproblem:

unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

^

nightofthelivingwincest replied to your post “Remember when random people thought the world would end and everyone…”

haha i did that! i even started an end of the world playlist

Lol I remember a lot of non-Muser people that actually listened to the song and were like “omg this sounds crazy amazing and beautiful” and it was beautiful seeing so many Muse fans born that day.

And some Musers joked, “dude, it took an ‘apocalypse’ to get people to enjoy Muse omg”

That would make for an interesting how-someone-became-a-Muser story! 

poemsingreenink:

askclint:

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

That sounds fucking terrifying.

The lullaby should be in Russian.

Apocalypse Please // Muse

Remember when random people thought the world would end and everyone started listening to Apocalypse Please by Muse? 

lamonogatari:

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

i’ve been waiting for this

A message from Anonymous


Are you gay

No… 

(There’s nothing wrong with someone being gay)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

musettepruneau:

wtf O.o purple hair?… ok!

That’s photoshopped. I’ve seen the original photo….even under the lighting, his hair was brown….

musettepruneau:

wtf O.o purple hair?… ok!

That’s photoshopped. I’ve seen the original photo….even under the lighting, his hair was brown….

Domo-kun Cute