s Map of the Melodramatique


a series of unfortunate eyebrows

Coachella, 2014 [x]


reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

Wishes for a blessed Passover for my Tumblrfriends who observe.


entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major


a dish covered by a lid, typically a soup. 



Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life


can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street.

"Don’t settle for someone who doesn’t give you things to say. Forever is a long time to make small talk."

Iain S. Thomas (via psych-facts)


*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

Domo-kun Cute